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    b741

    Well, I'm sweatin'
    And I'm putting lipstick on
    Happy in mud
    I'm goin the whole hog

    When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight; b741

    Take my gift, it's made of mud
    A masterpiece (A masterpiece of art)
    A work of art

    I take not your coin
    For I have no use
    I'm happy in my own refuse (I'm happy in mud)

    But I'm in a poke (I'm in a poke)
    I'm casting pearls before me
    (I'm casting pearls)
    I'm on your back
    I made a silk purse from my ears (I made a silk purse from my ears)

    When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight; b741

    Here, piggy piggy piggy!

    Calling out my battle cry
    Trying to find my partner in crime
    Trying to woo the sow in the heat
    Oooh, pig, sooie

    I wanna wine and dine 'ya, I'm a feral swine (Dine)
    That'd turn down miss piggy to make you mine (Mine)

    When hell freezes over
    When the fat lady sings 'til she's blue in the face
    What if the rat eats the king cobra?
    Does that mean the turtles win the race?

    When pigs fly (When pigs fly)
    I'll be on that flight (b741)

    We've come a long way from the sty in the farm sun
    I'll be flying high first class, with my piggy chumps

    When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight; b741

    I've got sweat beading down my spine, that's the feeling of a swines taking off
    This flight's gonna crash; and then my hooves start to thrash and then my teeth start to gnash until we hit the ground
    There ain't no mud in the sky and I'm cruising on high altitude, on this flight; b741
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