“Music To Eat Pond Scum To” is a cheery track written by Stu with an unusual time signature and a fluttery lead melody similar to Butterfly 3000 tracks like “Yours” and “Shanghai.” In the first Gizzymail newsletter, the band linked to an unlinked YouTube video called amb sax. In it, Ambrose improvises over “Music To Eat Pond Scum To” on saxophone before playing parts of “People-Vultures” and “Low Rider” by the band War. The song was officially released on Demos Vol. 3: Music To Eat Pond Scum To on July 15th, 2022.

“Music To Eat Pond Scum To” has not been played live.